Hastey Raho….:-)

1) American told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai.

Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.

 
 
2) Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab.

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

3) Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler

4) Interviewer : When is your birthday.

Sardar : 13th Oct.

Interviewer : which year ?

sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.

5) Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more

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