June 13, 2010

Latest Love Shayari

Sab khushiya tere naam ker jayenge
jindgai bhi tujpe kurban kr jayenge
tum roya karoge hume yaad kr k
hum tere daman me itna pyar bhar jayenge!!
June 13, 2010

Sher O Shayari- Sad

Nigahon par nigahon k pehre hote hain,
In nigahon k ghav b gehre hote hain,
Na jane kyu koste hain log badsurato ko,
Barbad krne wale toh Haseen chehre hote hain
June 13, 2010

Yaad Shayari

ZINDAGI phool si muskurati rahe,
HAR khushi aapke daaman mein jagmagati rahe,
khuda se dua hai toh bas itni ke
kabhi-kabhi aapko humari yaad bhi aati rahe
June 13, 2010

New Sad Shayari

Aaj unko maine KHAFA kar diya,
aisa laga jaise khud se daga kar diya,
unhe kaise manaau sochte rahe din bhar,
aaj aansuo ne bhi aane se mana kar diya.
June 13, 2010

Latest Dosti Shayari

Tere Dosti Hum Is Taraha Nibhyege.
tum Roj Khafa Hona, Hum Roj Manayange.
Par Maan Jana Manane Se Verna Ye
Bheegi Palke Leke Kahan Jayange.
June 11, 2010

Birthday Quotes

More Than I Can Say..
Your birthday fills me with happiness,
because being with you is my pleasure, my joy.
I’m hoping and praying for many more years,
many more birthdays
to reveal all the aspects of my love for you:
the warmth in my heart whenever you’re near,
the ecstasy of being close to you,
the excitement of sharing our lives together,
the sweet peace of knowing you are mine.
On your birthday, be aware that
I love you more than I can say,
more than you can know.
Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!
June 9, 2010

Latest Dard Shayari

Pyar wafa sab kuch mita diya hota,
Uska naam tak bhula diya hota,
Agar tasvir uski dil me na hoti,
To kasam se ae DOSTO khud ko
bhi jala diya hota.
June 9, 2010

Sharabi SMS Jokes

Ek sharabi daru pee pee k mar gaya
Lekin uski dary k prati sharda to dekho,
wo mar kr bhi ye keh gya:
“SHARAB TO THEEK THI,Sala Gurda
he KAMZOR nikla..
June 9, 2010

Jokes Masti

Munna bahi-
Gandhi Ji itne bade aadmi the lekin
shirt kyon nhi pehante the???
Circuit-Lagta h Gandhi Ji Us jamane
ke SALMAN KHAN the.
June 9, 2010

Nice Quotes(Inspirational)

Every king was once a crying baby
&
Every great building once a map,
It’s not important Where U R Today
but
where u will Reach Tommorow Is
Important.
June 9, 2010

Special Funny SMS

Ek cheeta Cigarette ka sutta lagane he
wala tha ki achanak ek chuha wahan aya
aur bola
Bhai chor do nasha,Aao mere sath,dekho
ye jungle kitna khubsurat h..
Cheeta chuhe ke sath chal diya.
Aage ek Hathi Cocine pi rha tha
Chuha fir bola,
Bhai chor do nasha,Aao mere sath,dekho
ye jungle kitna khubsurat h..
hathi b sath chal diya.
Aage sher whisky pene he wala tha,
chuhe ne usse b woi kaha,
sher ne glass side me rakh kr chuhe
ko 5-6 thapad mare.
Hathi Bola arre es bechare ko kyon
mar rhe ho??
Sher bola,Is kamine ne pichli baar
b afeem kha kr muje 3 ghante jungle me
aise he ghumaya tha.
June 9, 2010

Special Fees Mafi Application

Fees Maafi K Liye Application
To,
The Principal
High School,

Respected Sir,
Baat ye h ki mere pitaji ne
muje 500 Rs. diye the,100 Rs. ki to dosto
k sath film dekh li,100 Rs. ki Canteen me
party,250 Rs. ka girlfrnd ka recharge
karwaya..or 50 Rs. ki shart har gaya ki
english wali mam ka chakar maths wale k
sath chal rha h,par pata chala ki unka
chakar to aap ke sath chal rha h.
Aab apke pass 2 raaste hai..ya to
“Fees Maaf ya phir raaz ka pardafash”
Shukriya,
Apka Honar
Vidyarthi..

June 9, 2010

Friendship Messages

Life me kabhi hamari dosti k bare me koi
galatfehmi ho to…
Sikka uchaalna-agar head aaye to best frnds..
or agar tail aaye to chupke se palat dena.
June 9, 2010

Sher O Shayari

mere jine k liye tere arman he kafi h,
dil ki ye dastan he kafi h,
teer-e-talwar ki tujhe kya zarrurat ae nazneen,
Qatal krne k liye teri muskan he kafi h.
June 9, 2010

Latest Shayari

Es kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
uski chahat ke hum diwane nikle,
jab bhi usse dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hothon se waqt na hone k bahane nikle.
June 9, 2010

Funny Jokes & Mobile SMS

Apni Raah khud chuno,
Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
Apne piche walo ko aage mat jane do,
Aur jo aage h unse aage niklo,
tabhi ek acche…
RIKSHAW WAALE
ban paooge..
June 9, 2010

Funny Mobile Messages…

Kon
Si
DEVI
ka
Kaun
Sa
PARSAD
India
me
Famous
Hai..
Socho..
Dimag
Lagao…
?
Nahi Pata ?
Rabri DEVI
Ka
Laalu PARSAD.
June 9, 2010

Mobile Messages(New)..

What is Shaddi ??
Ans.-
ALPENLIBE=Ji rha na jaye.
3 Year-MENTOS-Dimag ki batti jala de.
6 Year-CENTRSHOCK-Sabki hawa nikal de.
10 Year-CHLORMINT-Dobara mat poochna.
June 9, 2010

Shayari(New)

Usne yeh soch kar hame alvida keh diya
“Galib”
Gareeb log hai mohabbat ya hamdardi
k siwa kya denge….
June 9, 2010

Ladka-Ladki Jokes

Ladke wale-Hame Ladki pasand h,
shadi kab karni h ??
Ladki Wale-Abhi to ladki study kr rhi h.
Ladke Wale-To hamara ladka kon sa
baccha h jo kitab Faad dega.
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